Shepard:I’m going, I’m going.
Denver:WELL?
Shepard:Will you give me a damn minute? It’s really hard to pee with morning wood.
Denver:I’m sorry, but are you texting me while you’re touching your dick?
Shepard:No. I’m not touching it. I’m sitting down.
Denver:You’re SITTING to pee?
Shepard:It’s easier in the mornings! STOP JUDGING.
Denver:I didn’t say a thing.
Denver:What about now?
Shepard:I’m going to kiss you so hard.
Denver:That doesn’t have the same effect now that I know you’re madly in love with me.
Shepard:Like, Denver. I LIKED you.
Denver:GASP! Did you just use PAST TENSE?
Denver:…but you’re totally kidding, right?
Shepard:Guess we’ll see.
Shepard:I find it very funny we both sent each other comics for Christmas.
Shepard:I love these. I’ve never read a comic before (my brother wouldn’t let me touch his) so I’m pretty excited about these.
Denver:Did you open them?
Shepard:More demands. *eye roll* Hang on.
Denver:*waits impatiently*
Shepard:Well well well.
Denver:WELL?
Shepard:This might be my favorite Christmas present ever, and I once got a guitar AND an iPhone the same year.
Denver:Do you still like me?
Shepard:Yes, Denver. I still like you. I’m really fucking excited you’re coming here for college.
Denver:That’s four whole years I get to annoy you.
Denver:I’m coming early too. I got a journalism internship.
Shepard:The one for Bradford?
Denver:Yep.
Shepard:You’re telling me we get to spend the entire summer together too?
