Shepard:I didn’t mean to like you.
Denver:I know.
Denver:Told ya you were falling for me.
Shepard:Bucky?
Denver:Yeah?
Shepard:Shit up.
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Denver:Give me your address.
Shepard:No. You’re probably going to send me something weird.
Denver:It will only be as weird as you make it.
Shepard:Fine, but if you send me something weird, I’ll have your address by that point and I’ll send you something equally as weird.
Denver:I promise it’s not weird. It’s a Christmas present.
Shepard:We’re doing gifts?
Denver:We are now.
Shepard:Christmas isn’t for another month!
Denver:LESS than a month. Better start shopping.
Shepard:I’m sending you coal.
Denver:DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT
Denver:^I’ll take that, please.
Shepard:I’m not buying you a puppy.
Denver:Not just any puppy…A PUG!
Denver:Do it and I’ll be your friend forever.
Shepard:Keep dreaming.
Denver:Fine.
Denver:DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT
Shepard:That is a $1,500 purse!
Shepard:I like you, but not that much.
Denver:Wow. I didn’t know there were price limits on love, Shep.
Shepard:I said LIKE, not LOVE.
Denver:Keep telling yourself that.
