Me: Belle…for the last three years.
Zach: I was the red Ranger for six years when I was younger.
Me: I was the pink one for four.
Zach: Is this…meant to be?
Me: We’ll see.
Four
Zach: You should know I have accomplished approximately zero things today. Like, I don’t even have pants on. Happy Wednesday!
Me: You sit around in your house with only your panties on?
Zach: I do not wear “panties”, thank you very much. I wear manly boxer briefs.
Me: With weird characters on them, don’t you?
Zach: How did you know that?
Me: I have a brother, remember? Underneath his clean-cut teacher getup is a pair of Marvel underwear.
Zach: Marvel? Seriously?
Me: You not a Marvel fan?
Zach: I’m an X-Men and Deadpool fan. That’s about it.
Me: Sigh. Ryan Reynolds. I can get behind him…or on top of him…or underneath. Whichever he prefers.
Zach: Naughty, naughty Delia.
Me: *shrugs* I’d climb him like Jack climbed the beanstalk.
Zach: Have you seen his other movies?
Me: Don’t insult me, Zachary. It’s very unbecoming.
Zach: Which is your favorite?
Me: Waiting. It’s perfect in a disgusting way. Yours?
Zach: You’ll make fun of me…
Me: I would never!
Me: I can’t even lie through text. I so would.
Zach: SEE?!
Me: Tell me, you big baby.
Zach: Fine…
Zach: The Proposal
Me: NO. NO WAY. The movie with Sandra Bullock? And crazy Betty White?
