Talia – Thank god it’s Friday.
Lila – Preach it. I swear the crazies came out today.
Me – I second this.
Me – I gotta shower before I do anything else.
Talia – Oh crap. You only say that when you have a client who disgusts you.
Me – Old Man Hooper.
Lila –*gag*
Talia – I swear that man has a fetish for not bathing or something.
Twenty minutes later, I was freshly showered and perusing my fridge, trying to figure out what I wanted for dinner.
Talia – What are y’all’s plans for tomorrow?
Lila – Nothing yet. I’m in for anything.
Me – Nothing planned. Mom and Dad have help at Gusher’s.
Talia – That name gets me every time I see it.
Me – Remind me to tell y’all about the Bachelor party last night.
Lila – Dang. I can’t wait.
Talia – Is it Saturday already?
Me – What are your brothers doing tomorrow?
I asked. Because I wanted to do something nice for Carter.
I saw what he did to that man who had been creepy ever since he had walked in and sat down.
Talia – They are painting and staining Mom’s front porch. Garrick noticed it was peeling in a few places a few days ago.
Lila – He can come and stain my porch. Shirtless.
Talia – You're about to be removed as my second bestie.
Lila – I’d never act on it. You know that. But your brother is one fine specimen.
Me – She’s right. He’s definitely good-looking.
Talia – Ugh. Why couldn’t I have been born with sisters?
Talia – Please, go back in time and change their dicks to vaginas.
I had just taken a sip of sweet tea and promptly snorted it out of my nose.
Lila – Ummm....
Me – You know we are only teasing you.
Talia – Ugh. I know.
