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Snuggle Puppy

They’re not as fun as you. I should fly you out here right now.

Are you drunk?

Snuggle Puppy

Maybe.

Yes

Can I call you?

Could I even stop you?

I’m giggling like an idiot as I walk across the room to answer, Teresa still teasing me.

“You don’treallywant me to fuck someone else, do you?”He slurs, more than a hint of sadness in the words.

“I do, Chase. It would be good for you!” I whisper as my cousin eyes me with a knowing smirk.

“No, you don’t. Don’t say that.”

“I want you to find someone right now and take them back to your room.”

“You’re not here. Come on, Ren. Don’t be mad. Please?”

“I’m not mad, I’m worried about you. You’re drunk and should go to bed. What time is it there?”

“I’m tipsy. It’s somewhere around too fucking early in the morning. So, good morning, beautiful! How are you? Did you get my package?”

“I did,” I answer as I duck into the kitchen. I want to be frustrated with him, but the butterflies in my stomach have other plans. “Mama almost threw it away. We’ve never gotten a package from Germany.”

“Never? Aww. Send me a picture so I can decide if you’re getting a few more packages from Germany, or if I need to send someone over to Paris to pick up something else. Something a little less lacy and more strappy?”

“Do you frequently send women you barely know expensive underwear?”

“No! Only one smokin’ hot teacher who will look fucking delicious in them. And out of them.”

“Chase—”

“Will you wear them when I get home? I want to rip them off you with my teeth. I’ll buy you more. Did I mention I miss you? In a friendly way?”

“Chase Cooper, you are not going to buy me expensive lingerie only to tear it off me.”

“I’m not? Are you sure about that? Because I’m pretty sure I already did. Show me?”

“I have a friend over and I’m not getting caught sending you a panty shot.”

“So youarewearing them! We should do a video call.”

“Oh my god, you are insufferable!” I can’t even pretend to be mad at him. He’s too damn cute about the whole situation.

“Yeah, but you like it.”

“Okay,” I giggle. “Get some sleep and I’ll call you in a few hours. Okay? I have to go. My cousin thinks I’m talking to a plumber!”

“A plumber? I can get a tool belt from the set and have you bent over the sink while I stick?—”