I still can’t believehe carried me. He not only carried me but also never complained or tried to back out. I’m starting to believe none of this is real and that somewhere between Sam’s office and the boba shop, a bus hit me, leaving me either dead or in a very drugged out coma somewhere.
He feels real, though, and my leg definitely hurts. My phone chirps in my pocket and I remember I told my sister I’d get back to her and I haven’t. Oops.
??BEXXUS??
You tell me you KISSED HIM and then LEAVE ME hanging?
I need updates!! STAT!!
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!
Girl, updates! Come on, you can’t tease me with one picture of that specimen and then ghost on me.
I will hunt you down!
Lexi
Sorry! I fell off the bike, long story.
??BEXXUS??
OMFG, only you could do something as basic as falling off a damn bike in front of hotty mc hot pants at the beach. What did he say?
Lexi
HE CARRIED ME BACK TO THE CAR!!!
??BEXXUS??
WAHT?! OMG I CAN”T EVEN TYPE.
Lexi
Yeah, he uhm, he pushed the bike and carried me on his back.
It was like two fucking miles. He was shirtless!!
??BEXXUS??
Did you die? Keep him. MARRY HIM!
Think how much that would annoy mom!!
Lexi
He’s really nice, Bex. Like, really nice.
??BEXXUS??
What does he do? Not that it matters. He could be a fucking cartel boss and I’m still going to be team SMASH THAT MAN and get a RING put on it…
Your finger or his cock, whatever you’re into!!
Lexi
You’re so ridiculous. Are you sure we’re related?
My phone rings and I answer before her name even pops up.
