“About as far as I can throw your hunky, tattooed ass.”
“So, impeccably. Awesome. … I’m up first, then. And the only tattoo on my ass is the one that says, ‘Property of Roxy.’”
Sliding the blindfold on, I sit back.
She clears her throat.
Sasha says, “Your task is to find the pink blanket on the couch.”
Easy peasy.
Or so I thought… until Roxy opens her mouth.
“Take three steps forward. No—stop. You walk like you’ve never used your hips before.”
“Is this guidance or a roast? And you know damn well I know how to use my hips.” I’m exasperated.
“Both. Turn right. Not your other right. Shut up and listen to me. God, can you even listen?”
I bump into a table with my shin and yelp in pain.
“Oh my… are you injured?!” Her voice is concerned.
“Only emotionally.” I joke through the pain shooting through my shin.
“Good, now crouch. No, not like that! You look like you’re in labor. Just like squat. You go to the gym, Chase. You know how to squat!”
I crouch anyway and mutter, “I have balls and a giant dick. I can’t squat without crushing all of them.”
She snorts just as I feel fabric brush against my hand. “Yes, right there!”
I grab it. It’s soft.
“Got it!” I exclaim.
“Congratulations. You successfully found a pink blanket using zero core strength and absolutely no grace, regardless of the elephant trunk in your shorts.”
She’s talking about my dick.
Pulling off the blindfold, I grin at her. “You’re lucky I still think you’re hot when you’re mean. But you’re always mean, so I must think you’re an inferno.”
She bites her lip as she watches me, saying nothing.
She knows what it does to me when she does that.
Damn, witch.
Next round, we head into the kitchen, and we switch.
She ties her hair back and sits tall. Then, I blindfold her, whispering, “I’m stealing this later.”
She snickers, and says, “Ready when you are, stud,” purposefully sexing up her voice.
Swallowing back the arousal I have at seeing her blindfolded, I concentrate on the task I was just given by Sasha. “Your task is to find the wooden spoon on the island.”
Roxy stands. She’s confident. Flawless. Gorgeous.
Focus, man. Focus.
