Wasting no more time, I opened all three boxes and removed the caps from them. I then lowered my pants and stood over the toilet, holding them under me. It didn't take me long to do, it was actually pretty quick. Once I was finished, I flushed the toilet and placed all of the caps back onto the test.
"I hope I'm not." I said to myself as I looked in the mirror. I didn't want to have to break the news to Dominic. I wasn't sure how he would feel so I just didn't want him to have to feel anything at all.
No pregnancy. No stress.
*
That night
12am
"Man, these niggas be out here fuckin' anything." Deja and the guys went on and on talking about the neighborhood hoes as we all sat outside on the porch.
"Dom the only one with some real solid shit out this bitch." Deja went onto say, looking over to him as he sat there quietly, smoking his blunt.
"That's because I know how to treat my shawty." He blurted out, making all of them smack their lips.
"Here this nigga go." Zay complained, making everybody laugh.
"I mean..nigga I know how to treat a bitch right but I'm not about to be out here treating all these bitches right. Fuck that." Leek spoke up.
"Right." Zay butted in.
"Na', I feel you on that one." Dom added.
"Like come on, you can't treat every bitch like wifey material. These bitches don't even be wifey material." Leek went on as everybody listened intently to his logic.
"Half of these bitches don't even know how to make a nigga happy without offering pussy or some materialistic shit."
"That's true shit." Zay nodded, agreeing with him.
"Then bitches don't even be funny or nothing. Can't even make a nigga laugh. Everything got to be pussy, pussy, pussy."
"Yo." Dej shook her head, laughing.
"This real shit though."
"Come on, you of all people know. You be playing these bitches close." He looked over to her, seriously.
"All these bitches got to offer for real for real is pussy. What else do they give us? Really. Think about it."
"Headaches and pussy." He went on, making me shake my head in amusement.
"Then they wonder why I be fuckin' a bunch of other bitches. Bitch, I love pussy!" He snapped, making everybody burst out into fits of laughter.
"I'm dead ass serious. Bitch, you ain't make me fall in love with you. You made me fall in love with your pussy because that's all your dumb ass ever offered."
"And fuck you thought you was the only one with a pussy?" He snapped out.
"Nigga, all I'm gon' ask is.." Zay trailed off.
"Who hurt you?" He ended up saying, making all of us laughing.
"For real." Deja butted in.
"Man, ain't nobody hurt me. I'm just speaking facts."
"And then let's not even talk about these bitches getting pregnant." He went on, making my smile quickly fade away.
