Page 59 of His Leading Man


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Roxy licks her face.

LILA

Tony and I talked about what to do with Roxy. He’s not home enough to keep her, so I took her with me. But it’s just too hot. She can barely go outside when the sun’s out. That’s why I’ve been calling you.

SCOTT

(to Morgan)

Your brother is a dick!

MORGAN

Well… yeah.

SCOTT

Did you know he was a dick?

MORGAN

(meaning yes)

He’s my brother.

SCOTT

How come you never told me he was a dick?

MORGAN

I sort of thought you’d figured it out after twenty-two years.

Roxy watches this exchange intently, turning her head for each speaker.

SCOTT

(to Lila)

I… am sorry my friend is a dick.

Morgan clears his throat.

SCOTT

And that I let Morgan talk me into kidnapping your dog when I didn’t have all the facts.

Lila raises her eyebrows.

SCOTT

Wow, nobody wants to be the bigger man today. Okay, I get it.

LILA

I was calling you because Roxy’s always loved you. It kills me, but she was really Tony’s dog anyway. And she’d be happier somewhere with shade. I thought maybe you’d take her.

The scene required a few takes due to weather interference and, once, Rita taking a bathroom break between parked cars and the three humans dissolving in laughter. But it wrapped, and Steve handed Rita off to his mother to head back to the hotel with Drew.