Oh shit.
“What?” I pant, still coming down, because of course the one memory that got me there was the sex pest himself. “No, I said…”Words, think words, Rosie.“Baby.”
“Uhhh?”
“Yeah, you’re just so good…you know, so it came out weird and sounded likebalebeb.”Oh, because that makes sense.
Of course, Dorian is chuffed with the compliment because his strokes continue. A few more times, and I relish in the aftershocks of my orgasm, tightening my inner walls, further urging him on so we can be done with this already. “C’mon. Come for me. Let’s go.” I try to sound unhurried; I’m really hoping he didn’t pick up on that.
“You’re so fucking hot,yes!”he groans, and after another pump, he stills, shatters, and some strange sound comes from his throat. For some reason, the only image that comes to mind is the sound of that screaming goat from the Taylor Swift Vine for “I Knew You Were Trouble.”
Jesus, I needed to get off the internet.
I give him a second or two to get his bearings before lurching forward and leaping from the bed.
“Oh, you don’t want to, like…cuddle?”
“Oh, absolutely not.” I shake my head and smother a chuckle. “Thanks though. You did good.” I smile at him over my shoulder, racing around the room to gather my clothes.
“Oh…sure, no worries. So, ahh…”Oh here we go.“Can I get your number?”
“Look, Dory…I can call you Dory, right? Anyway, I had fun, your dick”—I give him an overexaggerated wink, making anokaysign with my hand—“but, I just have so much on my plate right now, you know? Trust me. If it wasn’t for how crazy my life was, I think maybe, we could even be long term…”Three, two, one.
“Relax, woman, I was thinking about a booty call, not a wedding.” He grunts, pulling his blanket over his body and rolling over. “Thanks for the lay, see you around.” I laugh under my breath. Predictable. Male egos, fickle things.
I grab my purse and hightail it out of there, sending an SOS to Casey for some pasta because momma is ravenous for some comfort food.
“Honey, I’m home!”
“In here!”
“Addy?” I call back, excited to hear her voice. She moved into Noah’s brownstone a couple months ago, so it’s been a bit of an empty nest around here. Especially since Casey and Jessie are all in love—it’s disgusting—I barely get the two of them together anymore. Casey still lives here, but I get the sneaking suspicion she hasn’t moved out only because she feels bad leaving me alone. Despite my protests, she is a people pleaser like that. She’ll hang around until I force her out or Jessie kidnaps her. One of those two options was bound to happen soon, I was sure of it.
Waltzing into the kitchen, I toss my bag by the hall table. Swinging into the kitchen, I grab a wine glass and chilled bottle of white, heading for the couch and greeting our guests on the way.
“Greek god, lumberjack, how are we this fine evening?” I beam at them as I plop beside them on the couch, feeling awfully like a fifth wheel right now.
“Splendid, Rosie. You’re home early tonight?” Noah teases and Jessie laughs under his breath.
“Yeah…unfortunately another piece of vanilla dick, but you get that on the big jobs.”
“Why don’t you start going for quality over quantity.”
“I know you are not slut shaming me right now, caveman.” I hit back at Jessie with the look I know makes both his and Noah’s balls shrivel up.
He just throws his hands in the air. “I’ll shut up.”
“Smart choice.” Addison taps him on the shoulder as she giggles and heads for Noah’s lap.
“So, what brings you two around our neck of the woods?” I direct to Noah and Addy.
“Casey invited us for dinner, so we agreed.” There is something strange in the undertone, but I shake it off and chalk it up to the weird experience I just escaped.
The sex was less than mediocre, but the orgasm itself…the memory that got me there…ooft.
I was still breathless. The bad part wasn’t the sex or the orgasm, it was the person that handed it out. Caleb was apest.
Perhaps that’s harsh. He’s a nice enough guy, he is just so goddamned persistent.Andarrogant, if he found out how thoroughly he’d rocked my world, I’m certain his head would explode, since it couldn’t possibly get any bigger.