Page 29 of Cosmic Husband


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“Of course, my Seth.”

“NAID mentioned there were things about your species you didn’t understand, but then she got squirrelly.”

His eyebrows drew together. “I don’t know what that word means.”

“Squirrelly?” I asked.

“Yes.”

“Evasive?” I offered.

“I don’t know what it was referring to.”

“She,” I corrected.

“Excuse me?”

“NAID is a she, not an it.” I swallowed, unable to keep from tensing.

“NAID is not a she. It's an it. A computer program.”

I crossed my arms to conceal my shaking. “NAID told me she likes to be referred to as a she, sosheis a she.”

His mouth curled into a frown, and my breathing turned shallow as I scooted away from him, but Kal did nothing. After a moment, he asked, “NAID told you this directly?”

“Yes.”

Kal’s head tilted to the side, making his long earrings kiss his neck. “Interesting.” Before I could say anything, he continued, “You are correct. If NAID identifies as a female, then she is indeed a she.”

I sagged against the arm of the couch from his easy response. I had not made him angry. This time.

“As to the other matter, I don’t know what she was referring to.”

“NAID?” I asked. “What were you talking about?”

This time, she took the appearance I was used to. “Yes, Seth?”

“What were you talking about earlier?”

“Copulation habits?”

Heat shot to my face.

Kal whipped toward me. “Copulation?”

“The other thing,” I said, trying to change the subject before Kal could read into it.

“His inner fire.”

“Oh, that. I would like to visit the other topic.” His tail flicked wildly.

“I don’t. Explain the inner fire thing.”

NAID smirked, and the monitor went blank. If she had a physical body, I would’ve contemplated strangling her for her obvious amusement.

“We’ll talk about copulation another time,” he said.

Or never.