Benny:
Where the hell is that? I thought he was in Italy.
Jaxy:
Are you serious? That’s the show I’ve been obsessed with all summer and constantly talking to you about.
Benny:
Not ringing any bells . . .
Jaxy:
Have you been so in your own head about Little Red Riding Hood that you can’t listen to your baby bro anymore?
G-Baby:
Have you told her you love her yet?
Jaxy:
Griff, you’ve been stuck in the honeymoon phase for far too long. Plot twist: Little Red is actually Carlisle’s daughter. Meaning our captain fucked the team owner’s daughter at your wedding.
Benny:
J, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?!
G-Baby:
I was asking Carse if he’s told Dakota he’s in love with her . . . but tell me more about what went on at my wedding.
I have not told her yet. But it’s so pathetically obvious, she has to know.
Jaxy, spill the details. Carlisle’s DAUGHTER?!?! Benny, I thought you were just going to ask her to dance at the wedding, not do the naked tango . . .
Benny:
*middle finger emoji* I hate you all.
*Benny left the group chat*
*Jaxy added Benny to the group chat*
G-Baby:
omfg. You’re cooked, Benny Boy.
You don’t hate us. Looks like our boy is in a predicament. The only girl to interest him is off limits. I’m telling Super Nanny to write her next book about this.
Benny:
I’m definitely not interested in anything with her now that I know who she is. And there’s no way she didn’t know I was one of the players on her father’s team.
Jaxy:
Yeah, you heard him. He’s definitely not not interested in Little Red.
Benny:
