And I’m on her in the same amount of time, ready to fight off whatever threat is waiting for us, but when I don’t see anything other than—
“Oh, for fuck’s sake.”
Marbles grins at me, his face stitched up and relatively clean, as Harlow lifts her head from his lap with a matching grin. “Hey, girl. Snipe.”
Sofie covers her eyes with a nervous giggle, and I roll mine. My best friend is sitting on the table in the middle of the room with his jeans around his ankles, leaned back and resting his weight on his hands, while the woman we both just met wipes some spit from her chin and uses it to work Marbles’ dick that is totally exposed.
Fucking par for the course.
“You two look like crap.” Harlow frowns, still jerking him off. “And I wouldn’t walk through your house covered in all that, if you get blood on anything, Daddy O will have a cow.”
My Cookie nods, her face totally covered by her hands, and starts backing out of the room. “Right. Yeah. No problem. I’ll put on some extra scrubs.”
“And shower.”
“Of course.”
“Make sure she showers, Snipe.” Harlow’s grin turns devious as she lowers herself back down toward Marbles’ crotch. “Sofie is too stubborn sometimes. Needs a littlepushto do what she knows is good for her, ya know?”
With a curt nod and a smirk, I pull the door closed just as Marbles cackles while guiding Harlow back to his dick, and when it clicks shut and I face Sofie, I can’t help but chuckle.
My girl is beet red, peeking at me through her fingers, and giggling her ass off.
“Oh my god.” She snorts. “That was— “
“Your first time walking in on something like that?”
Cookie nods.
“You’re lucky. I’ve seen that asshole naked more times than I ever thought I would—which was none, by the way.”
“I’ve seen Harlow naked plenty of times; we’ve been friends since we were little, but I’ve never…” Sofie cracks up again and drops her hands to her sides.
God, she’s pretty when she laughs.
“Well, I’m glad to have been here for one of your firsts.”
“And hopefully lasts.”
I smirk. “Not into watching other people get down, Cookie?”
She shakes her head.
“Not even porn?”
Her blush deepens but she maintains eye contact as she says, “I’ve watched porn, Red. Harlow and I have a chicken and porn night a couple times a month at her place, but that’s different.”
“What the hell is achicken and porn night?”
“I’m a little surprised you don’t know.” Sofie pushes off the wall with a grin then turns to head back the way we came, my hopes of kissing her again dwindling with each step. “One of Harlow’s ex-boyfriends got us into it. It started as his way of trying to get my best friend and I to take our relationship to a level neither of us were interested in, but blew up in his face because not only did we never give him the threesome he wanted, Harlow and I laughed so hard at his choices that we killed any and all moods, and they broke up about a week later.”
“No shit.” I chuckle. Never would have pegged this woman as a regular porn watcher, but I ain’t mad at it. And I’d sure as hell love to get down on this tradition with her, just the two of us. “Where does the chicken come into play?”
“We like KFC and that’s how her ex played it off. ‘We’ll just eat some fried chicken and watch to see what you think. No harm in that, right?’That’s a direct quote, by the way. Now we get KFC and rent some of the corniest porn we can find on two or three Fridays a month. It’s our version of a girls’ night.”
I just laugh.This woman…“So you hang out in your pajamas watching guys with bad mustaches bang women with even worse boob jobs?”
“Yep.” Sofie glances back at me with a sweet smile. “And sometimes we turn off the sound and make up our own scenario for the couple. It’s pretty fun. You should try it sometime.”
