Wells:
He went on vacation? Without Frost? The audacity.
Spencer:
If babysitting Arabella Rook is a vacation, then I'd like a refund.
Frost:
YOU QUIT AND SAID NOTHING
Rook:
To be fair, he told me.
Frost:
NOTHING. Does our friendship mean so little? I offered you my candy cane martinis.
Wells:
What the fresh Christmas Hell is a candy cane martini?
Frost:
To be with your WIFE?
Rook:
Someone send Frost a martini before he has a fit of apoplexy.
Spencer:
I honestly tried to explain like 10 times to you guys and it never makes sense over text.
Rook:
It doesn't make sense in person, either. Is she warming up to you?
Wells:
eyes emoji
Frost:
I can't believe you abandoned me for your wife.
Wait, why isn't Reed fussing about this?
Reed:
My wife can't handle unsavory surprises. Rook's lady told my lady. And my lady tells me everything.
Frost:
That sounds nauseating. Condolences.
Spencer:
