Omar
I feel like that’s an insult, but I’m weirdly flattered you think I could corrupt her.
Daphne
Mellie beat you to it years ago.
Omar
Bring her to dinner.
Mama B
Next time. I want to see Daphne alone. Family time.
Daphne
Can I bring anything?
*silence for two whole minutes*
Mama B
Drinks would be lovely. We’ll take care of the rest.
Daphne
Probably a good idea since I don’t cook. Dessert too?
Nate
I’ve got it, kitten.
Omar
Oh my god, KITTEN?! That’s so cute.
Levi
Dez, where’s your game?
Dez
Thought we were keeping the sex chat on a different thread.
Levi
Point to you.
Mama B
Daphne, ignore them. All we really need is your beautiful self and those boys.
My children can fight amongst themselves about who’s bringing the potato salad, mashed potatoes, dressing, and pound cake. We’ll handle the rest.
Marisol
I want mashed potatoes. The boys never make them right.
