Gretchen
You should be doing work things right now.
Me
I’m wearing clothes, too. In case you were wondering…
Gretchen
I wasn’t.
Me
Give me something, Fish. I miss the hell out of you!
Gretchen
*insert pondering emoji*
Me
Still not using actual emojis, I see.
Gretchen
I’m wearing a skirt.
Me
Mmmm, what’s underneath that skirt?
Gretchen
You’re gonna regret this.
Me
I’ll be the judge of that.
Gretchen
Nothing.
Me
This was a mistake.
Gretchen
Enjoy the rest of your day, QB.
*insert winky face emoji*
I miss the hell out of you, too.
September
Twenty-four hours with Gretchen in Flagstaff was not enough.