Lauren:This is so fucked. I’m so sorry Hope.
Lauren:Like, it’s completely my fault.
Lauren:I took down those posts.
Hope:It’s ok. I know you weren’t trying to hurt me.
Lauren:I should have asked you. It was dumb.
Hope:It was dumb, yes.
Hope:But I forgive you.
Lauren:Love you Hopie.
Hope:Love you too.
Lauren:There’s a missed FaceTime from your Mom on your phone. Do you want me to tell her what happened?
I shudder.
Hope:ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Hope:She will panic.
Hope:Can you text her from my number and say wifi on the ship is spotty but I’m having fun and will call her when I get back? Code is 879001.
Lauren:Yep.
Lauren:Are you still with Felix?
Hope:NOT INTENTIONALLY.
Hope:But yes. He can’t get a hotel without me bc he doesn’t have his ID or credit cards.
Lauren:OMG.
Lauren:So you’re stuck with him?
Hope:Yep.
Lauren:Are you going to have torrid hate sex?
Hope:Ugh, stop.
Hope:Too soon for hate sex jokes.
Lauren:Sorry!
Lauren:Did he at least apologize?
Hope:Not really.
Lauren:Well be a bitch to him and make his life miserable.
Hope:That’s the plan.
Hope:But first I’m going to take a nap.
