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Tina is already calling me by the time I get home. I’m surprised she’s awake this early. I put my phone away without answering. I haven’t had enough time to think of what I’ll say to her. How can I lie to my best friend about hooking up with the guy she’s been rooting for me to end up with for the last year? It seems almost cruel.

I have seven new text messages by the time I make it to my front door.

Tina

Answer your phone!

Priscilla…

PRISCILLA

A little birdie told me a little something about you and Oliver.

It was Ryan. Ryan told me.

Come on, Priss. Call me back NOW.

I know your not asleep.

Her last message bothers me more than anything else. I type out a reply.

Priscilla

*you’re

Tina

Ha! I knew the grammar police wouldn’t be able to resist correcting me.

You should have been a teacher.

That’s why you and Oliver are perfect for each other.

Now that I have your attention, TELL ME EVERYTHING.

Priscilla

I didn’t even know he was a teacher until yesterday.

Tina

Priscilla…

Priscilla

That’s my name.

Tina

I’m starting to think your being intentionally evasive.

Priscilla

Those are some big words for someone who can’t spell *you’re* correctly.

Tina

What?