from:[email protected]
to:Hannah Edwards
cc:Hannah Edwards
date:4 June at 23.26
subject:MAY FAMILY NEWSLETTER: TOP SECRET
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EDWARDS FAMILY NEWSLETTER/MAY RECAP
Welcome, truthers,
Hannah here. As ever, I identify myself to you all with this month’s code word so you know it’s really me and not the governmentco-opting my family newsletters.
SNOWFLAKE
I have had a very busy few weekson my Flat Earther quest. I have spoken at length to mywhistle-blowers fromNASAand finally have proof of everything I have previously proposed re ‘the truth’. I have included links below to many very convincing videos showing definitively that Lorraine Kelly is secretly an alien who is running the country and is personally controlling the populace with chemtrails. Please watch them.
In other family news:
-Alice and Mark are now in Thailand, and they have seen many, many monkeys.
-Uncle Ned says to say thank you all for the links to hypnotherapy and Slimming World, but he says he would prefer the money please.
-Cousin Leon would like me to mention how disappointed he is that so few of the family made it along to Gertie’s 17thbirthday, but that he is now consideringbreeding her, if any if the family have dogs they would like to get involved. I can confirm that Gertie is verysweet-looking, despite the hump and inbred blindness.
-Little Jemima has requested that the family please stop sending her bras. She says her mum shouldn’t have mentioned it and she has plenty of bras from Primark. I told her she would be better off going to M&S but she told me tostop being embarrassing. Such a shame.
Until next month, fellow Truth Seekers.
Hannah xx
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