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from: Mark Edwards
to: Alice Edwards
Here you go, Alice xx I know you love these!!
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to:Hannah Edwards
cc:Hannah Edwards
date:6 May at 22.15
subject:APRIL FAMILY NEWSLETTER: TOP SECRET
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EDWARDS FAMILY NEWSLETTER/APRIL RECAP
Good evening, assorted family members,
Hannah here. I identify myself to you all with this month’s code word so you know it’s really me and not the governmentco-opting my family newsletters.
MOIST
I hope everyone is very well. First up this month, Mum has requested that I thank you all for the cards andwell-wishes. Steven is still in intensive care at the hospital and when we have more news, we will update everyone.
Next: for those asking, Alice is currently inLA, where I have been a little concerned as we all know theCIAare listening and watching her every move, but she hasreassured me she is keeping a low profile. She is writing a ‘travel blog’ onAWOL.com where you can read all about her adventures. Don’t worry, I am in the process of infiltrating the website to ensure its security is top notch. I was concerned her most recent blog post was a coded message, but I have spent the past week trying to work it out and I think she maybe just sat on her phone.
Other investigations I am currently working on are:
-How the Y2K bugDID REALLY HAPPEN!!! We just didn’t realise until now.
-The truth about how Finland isFAKE NEWS.
-Why are we not being told the truth about how Donald Trump’s hair style is linked to Roswell and Area 51????? This is one Mark flagged up to me and asked me to look into and I am very intrigued.
In otherfamily news:
-Uncle Ned has asked me to let you all know he has started a Crowdfunding page to raise funds for his gastric bypass operation. Please donate what you canhere.
-Cousin Leon is having a big party for his dog Gertie’s 17th birthday next month! All welcome, but just be aware that Gertie is having more digestive issues, so you may want to wear shoe covers.
-Aunt Charlotteis pleased to say her youngest, little Jemima, is starting to develop into a woman! She would like any old bras you can give away? Jemima is already a size B, so I’m mostly looking at you, cousin Jo?
Until next month, fellow Truth Seekers.
Hannah xx
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