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AWOL.COM/Alice Edwards’ Travel Blog: Living My Dream and Feeling Very #Blessed
29 April – 2.19 p.m.
Good afternoon, dream chasers,
Apologies for not updating this blog for a few days, everything is excellent and fine and I am still very #blessed. The Teddy Awards were truly wonderful and went off without a hitch. I mean, apart from that one tiny hitch which I am legallynot allowed to talk about. But I know many of you have seen it on YouTube by now. I am not legally allowed to say anything, but I do just want to say again that I had nothing to do with what happened. It was not my idea to rush the stage, I was swept along in the moment. He made me do it. I say again: it was not my idea.
In particular, I had no clue at all that he was going to defecate onstage.
And whatever it may look like in the video, I did not deliberately flash, it was a total accident. One of the security men who grabbed me caught my bra strap with his gold signet ring. And despite all those YouTube comments, no, my bra isn’t grey and stained, it was the lighting. My bras are all v expensive and well maintained. Of course I cannot legally talk about any of this, butI will just also say that I wasn’t thrown out, I left bymutual agreement.
And otherwise it was a really wonderful evening that went off without a hitch. And I got a goodie bag!! Which I didn’t steal. It was just sitting there going spare as I left. You are meant to help yourself. Do not believe those YouTube comments, I was a victim in all of it.
Anyway, with that out of the way, I amexcited to report that I’m now moving out of my friend Isy’s place. And for the record, that was always the plan, it’s not because she pretended not to know me at the Teddy Awards. I do not blame her for that, I would’ve done the same. But to say again, I was innocent in all of it. Anyway, we have had a truly bonding experience living together and learning about each other’s intimate foibles. Weare closer than ever, and thank you Isy, again, for my Gloop subscription. I will definitely use it. Now I’m off to a really lovely AirBnB in Marina del Rey.
Having theBEST TIME, sending my good vibes,
Alice x
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COMMENTS:
Isabelle Moore
|I would also like to say here that I didn’t pretend not to know you, I was just hiding fromNAME REDACTED BY MODERATORbecause he started throwing his poop at the audience.
Alice Edwards
Replying to Isabelle Moore
|We’ve all seen theYouTube video Isy, let’s not go over this again. Thanks for having me to stay anyway!
Isabelle Moore
Replying to Alice Edwards
|Thanks for coming! I’m sad I didn’t get to see enough of you though. Blame @EthanWinklemanProducer
Ethan Winkleman
Replying to Isabelle Moore, Alice Edwards
|Hey, don’t blame me! I can’t help it if I’m just so distracting ;)
Isabelle Moore
Replying to Ethan Winkleman, Alice Edwards
|Oh, you know it’s all your fault, big boy. I’m looking forward to being ‘distracted’ again later tonight ...
Ethan Winkleman
Replying to Isabelle Moore, Alice Edwards
