Take That Dick
Rusty
Against his better judgment,Rusty found himself standing in front of Gem’s door Saturday afternoon, the case holding his decade-old contacts tucked away in his pocket. He’d arrived a little later than they’d planned for their hang-out—he refused to call it a friend date, even in his own mind—but he didn’t think Gem would care about tardiness.
As he waited for Gem to answer the door, he shifted his weight and glanced at the Spryte unlocking the flat next door to Gem. They were eyeing Rusty judgmentally, their small, glittery wings fluttering, and he scowled at them.
“Can I help you?”
The Spryte opened their door and arched a perfectly manicured eyebrow. “You should know the walls are very thin.”
Before Rusty could respond to that, Gem opened the door and trilled, “Friend date!” in a shrill, sing-songy voice. His beaming smile dimmed as he caught sight of his neighbor. “Oh, Belami. Hello.”
“Gemae,” Belami sniffed. “Try to keep it down, won’t you?”
“Why? Hearing me scream my orgasms is as close to sex as your prude-ass is ever gonna get, and I’d hate to take that away from you,” Gem said with mock sincerity as he placed a hand on Rusty’s shoulder to guide him inside.
Belami’s wings flared open in offense. “I’m not a prude! You’re just uncouth.”
“At least my uncouth ass gets fucked on the regular,” Gem slapped back. “You just have to settle for fapping to the rhythm of my cum noises.”
“Get fucked!” Belami shrieked in outrage, and Gem cackled evilly.
“Okay! C’mon, Rus, let’s have loud sex.”
“What?” Rusty cried as Gem yanked him into the flat and slammed the front door. “We’re not—”
“Shh, the walls are thin. He’ll hear you,” Gem whispered before he brought several hands to the wall and started pounding a steady rhythm. “Oh yeah, that’s how I like it! You know just how to fuck me, baby,” he said significantly louder, moaning obnoxiously. “Uh, don’t stop. Give me that big Pyclon dick!”
Rusty grimaced. “I hope that’s not actually how you dirty talk.”
“Oh hush, I’m improvising.” He leaned in and pressed his ear to the wall, still whispering, “He’s gonna start jerking it any minute now. Just wait.”
“You have a really weird relationship with your neighbor.”
“It keeps me entertained when I’m bored.” Straightening, he quickened the rhythm of his pounding hands and gave another dramatic moan. “Fuck, your dick’s the biggest I’ve ever had. Give it to me harder.”
Unable to stop himself, Rusty snorted a laugh, and Gem tried to cover his own snicker with a lusty groan, though it cracked with humor halfway through. Rusty joined Gem at the wall, but he couldn’t hear anything but Gem’s thudding hands and fake porno sounds.
“Wanna get in on this?” Gem asked, all eight eyes dancing with mirth, but Rusty shook his head, offering him a droll stare. “Talk dirty to me, baby. You know how much I like it,” he practically wailed, and Rusty rolled his eyes and sighed.
He didn’t understand how he got himself into these situations, but he grudgingly lifted a paw and made a fist, matching Gem’s tempo on the wall. “Yeah,” he said flatly, “take that dick.”
And Gem lost his composure completely, dissolving into howling laughter. He slid down the wall until his ass met the floor, arms clutching his torso as he kicked his feet. Somewhat embarrassed, Rusty sat down beside him and scratched behind his ear. Since Gem’s laughter was contagious, he laughed too, and Gem threw an arm around his shoulders in a loose embrace.
“Oh my gods, I can’t believe I just heard the words,take that dick, come out of your mouth. That was fucking gold.” Gem dabbed at his eyes as Rusty chuckled. “Though you have to work on your delivery. You should never tell someone to take your dick with that lack of enthusiasm.
“Like, I love taking dick, but I only want to take your dick if you also want me to take your dick, you know? It’s an enthusiastic yes, or it’s a no,” Gem explained, running several fingers absently through the fur between Rusty’s ears. “Plus, the whole tough-silent-top trope is overplayed. As a zealous bottom, I want to hear that my top is having a good time too.”
Rusty blinked at him. “Zealous?”
“Yeah. I bottom with zeal, babes,” Gem said seriously. “Like, hella zeal.”
“Right.” Rusty raised a knee and propped an arm on it. “So the walls aren’t actually that thin. You’re just… zealous.”
“Is that your way of implying that I’m a screamer?” Gem waggled his thin, dark brows unfairly. “Because, spoiler alert, I am.”
Shaking his head, Rusty barely held back an eye-roll. “Not a spoiler. I can’t imagine you doing anything quietly.”
