I ask Iris, and she chooses dare.
“I dare you to shotgun a beer.”
She obliges and downs it faster than I was expecting her to, and everyone is impressed. Especially Liam. “Where the hell did you learn to do it like that?”
“I learned from the best.”
At first, Liam thinks she’s talking about him since she’s looking his way. “Awww, thanks, sis; I’m glad I could be such a great role model for you.”
“Not you.” She smirks and turns her head to her left. “I was talking about B.”
Liam puts his hand on his chest, acting as if the insult were a dagger to his heart.
Iris asks Tony, and he picks dare.
“I dare you to take a body shot off of B.”
After B agrees to let him do it, she lays on her back and lifts up her shirt to expose her navel. Iris fills her belly button with cinnamon whiskey since it’s the only hard liquor we brought on the boat. Tony bends over her and sucks it up, then licks her a little more than what I would deem necessary.
Next, Tony asks Evie, and she chooses dare.
“I dare you to show us with your hands how big the biggest dick you’ve sucked was.”
“First off, I'm not telling you who it is. For all you guys know,it could be Liam.” He gives her a side eye and holds back a smile.
Evie adjusts her hands until she’s satisfied with the eyeballed measurement. “He’s about this long.” She leaves both hands up and makes a circle with her fingers overlapping. “And about this thick.”
B starts clapping. “Bravo, Evie. Good for you.”
Evie asks B, and she chooses dare.
“I dare all the girls to go skinny dipping; no boys allowed!”
Tony raises his hands in the air to question her. “Hey, that’s not fair; you can’t dare the entire group and then exclude people. I want to come.”
“My boat, my rules. If you don’t like that, then you can swim back to the dock.”
The dock is a long way away, so Tony keeps his mouth shut.
As we girls run around the boat all giddy, taking off our outer layers, Liam gets up and joins Tony on the back of the boat.
Once we're stripped down to our swimsuits, we all jump off the front of the boat together. We opted to wait and take our swimsuits off once we got in the water. So now I’m treading water while undoing the back of my swimsuit top and sliding off my bottoms.
There’s something so freeing about being naked in the water when no one can see you, the cool water running over your skin, uninterrupted. I can only see vague outlines of the other girls, but I can hear them. It sounds like B is trying to drown Iris, but Iris is putting up a good fight.
We all laugh and float for a while until I hear Liam. “Hey Tony, don’t do that.”
Before Liam can stop him, Tony pops his head over the edge of the boat and shines his phone flashlight at us.
“Hey!” we all scream.
Liam grabs Tony’s phone, and the light goes away. “What the fuck, Tony?”
"I just wanted to see some hot naked chicks.”
“One of those hot naked chicks is mysister,and another is mywife,you pig. They clearly don’t want to be seen, or they would have invited you.”
Tony tries to save himself from Liam’s wrath with a fruitless excuse. “Sorry, man, beers went to my head.”
