Page 74 of To Hell With It
No.
You two must make a right pair.
Well at least I’m not sleeping with my ex who cheated on me.
That was a low blow.
True though.
I missed you today. It was quiet in the graveyard at lunch.
It’s always quiet in the graveyard at lunch. Any news?
Maggie Ryan’s left another card in the phone box.
No way!
She’s changed what it says.
What does it say?
‘Discreet conversations.’
Oh my God.
Do you think Mr Keele will phone her again?
Probably.
What do you think they talk about?
I don’t know.
Do you think he wanks off while they’re talking?
Yes, but discreetly.
LOL!!!
I’m going now.
OK, hope you have a nice shit. Text me when you get there.
Yep… Miss you too by the way.
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Eve was turning her van around when I pulled up my pants and made my way back to it. She stopped and I jumped in. The cat was still out of the cupboard.
‘Can I hold her?’ I asked.
‘My cat?’ Eve looked confused.
I nodded.
‘I’ve never held a dead cat before,’ I reasoned.
‘Uh, if you like.’ Eve hesitated and I reached around, picked it up and placed it on my lap.
