Page 70 of To Hell With It
OK, can you get out and get a bus somewhere else?
I don’t even know where I am – she’s taking the scenic route.
Oh…
I know.
Don’t panic.
I’m in a van with a stranger who locks her cat in a cupboard.
Maybe the cat likes to travel in the cupboard?
What cat likes to travel in a cupboard?
A New Zealand cat? Have you seen it?
No.
Heard it?
No.
Does she seem normal apart from that?
I don’t know, I guess so. She reminds me of you a bit. Her cat is called Ginger.
I’m not ginger, I’m strawberry blonde, and I don’t keep cats in cupboards.
She has dreadlocks.
That’s cool.
It means she doesn’t wash her hair.
It’s probably very clean.
She doesn’t have a toilet in the van.
Ha ha.
Or a shower.
LOL.
Why did I get in?
Because you’re doing something amazing – go girl!
I hate that saying.
LOL.
Shut up.
FML.
Stop.
