Page 56 of Hat Trick
You’re not skipping, Grant. Lexi and Coach added this to our training schedule for a reason.
G-Money
I almost tore my hamstring last time, Huddy. Don’t make me go!!!
Easy E
Better than tearing your shorts.
Mavvy
If you’re not wearing underwear this time, Ethan, I’m going to make you skate laps for fucking days.
I don’t want to see your balls.
Easy E
Some people do.
Sully
I can assure you that no one on this earth wants to see your balls.
Easy E
Ouch, Goalie Daddy. That wasn’t very nice.
Huddy Boy
Lexi said you’re coming today, Ri. That’s exciting, man.
Me
Not sure how many moves I’ll be able to do. I’ll probably fall on my face. But I’ll give it a try.
G-Money
You’re going to be better than me.
Huddy Boy
You don’t have to be good at everything, Grant.
G-Money
It’s like you don’t even know me!!!!
Mavvy
Dinner after Pilates? You can all come to my place and I’ll order pizza.
G-Money
Pizza??? During the season??? Cap has lost his mind.
Sully
No dinner.