Page 149 of Hat Trick
Ooooh, Goalie Daddy spelled a word wrong!!! Shame!!!
Mavvy
Don’t poke the bear, Grant. You don’t want to be on the receiving end of his wrath!
G-Money
Hush, Cap. We have a celebrity in our midst. Mitchy’s been everywhere on Instagram and TikTok!!
Me
I have?
G-Money
Mhm. The girls loveeeeee you. Especially your slutty little glasses.
Me
They aren’t slutty. I need them to see.
Easy E
They’ve ALWAYS been slutty glasses.
Mavvy
He’s going to develop an ego. But he’s cute so it’s deserved!!!
Huddy Boy
Who? Riley? He’s the humblest guy I know.
Me
Okay. We don’t need to make this conversation about me. In fact, I would prefer it if we didn’t.
Sully
Has anyone thought about shutting this godforsaken chat down for a day? Or a fucking year?
Mavvy
Nope. You’re required to be in it. Captain’s orders.
Sully
Fuck your captain’s orders.
G-Money
How is there not a line of women at your door, Mitchy? My god. I think even I’m attracted to you.
Mavvy
I really don’t like losing the top spot on the team.
Huddy Boy
