Page 13 of Mending Me
Speaking of getting laid, Hanky boy, how’s it going with that girl from the bar last weekend? Get her number yet?
Malcolm:
I swear to Christ if you haven’t I’m going to cut your dick off, make you eat it, and then get her number myself.
Conrad:
Malcolm we should really talk about how violent that was.
I will fucking cut you off at your knees if you get anywhere near her.
Conrad:
Again with the violence.
Kolbi:
Wooahh, down boy. Someone’s protective.
Malcolm:
I’d like to see you try Hanky. You might be an ex soldier or whatever but I have a good three inches on you and could take you out if I needed to *punch emoji*
You’re on dumb ass.
Conrad:
Can we bet on who would win? My money is on Hank.
Malcolm:
Fuck you Connie.
Kolbi:
Hank, you didn’t answer my question brother.
Conrad:
Alright I’m doubling down on Hank. Fuck you Malcolm, you know I hate when people call me ‘Connie’ *middle finger emoji*
Yes, I got her number. I’m taking her to dinner on Saturday.
Malcolm:
Oh look, Hanky boy does have a penis. Way to finally man the fuck up dude.
Conrad:
Alright Hank!
Kolbi:
I’m proud of you brother.
Conrad:
Where are you going?
