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Prudence: We can hang out again in Aspen.

Jack: Of course. I’ve booked four rooms in a hotel. Ikram and I will share one, and you guys will have one each. But if you want to share with Evie…

Prudence: No it’s fine. I think she’ll prefer having a room of her own, in case she brings company.

Jack: Sure.

Jack: I couldn’t place all of us on the same floor. Ikram, Evie, and I will be on the first, and both you and Nate will be on the third.

Jack: Evie prefers showers and there are none on the third floor… You okay sharing a corridor with Nate?

Prudence: Why wouldn’t I be?

Jack: I don’t know, just asking.

Prudence: And it’s just for a few nights.

Jack: Two, to be precise.

Prudence: Yeah.

Jack: Okay.

Prudence: Is it me or are you acting weird?

Jack: I’m not!

Jack: Just anxious. About going home, you know.

Prudence: Oh… Yeah, sorry.

Jack: I’m gonna turn off my phone and make out with Ikram.

Prudence: Lucky you for not being seated next to a drooling old lady.

Jack: Perks of being an invalid.

Prudence: Don’t call yourself that.

Nate: Still not interested in joining the mile high club?

Nate: Did you just blush?

Prudence: Stop turning around, Jack will notice!

Nate: He’s too busy to notice anything.

Nate: I can almost hear them sucking each other’s face two rows behind me.

Prudence: At least no one is drooling on their shoulder.

Nate: Shouldn’t you poke her to check if she’s still alive?

Prudence: She’s snoring, so she’s still breathing.

Nate: Do you want to switch seats?

Prudence: And have her drooling all over you?