Prudence: We can hang out again in Aspen.
Jack: Of course. I’ve booked four rooms in a hotel. Ikram and I will share one, and you guys will have one each. But if you want to share with Evie…
Prudence: No it’s fine. I think she’ll prefer having a room of her own, in case she brings company.
Jack: Sure.
Jack: I couldn’t place all of us on the same floor. Ikram, Evie, and I will be on the first, and both you and Nate will be on the third.
Jack: Evie prefers showers and there are none on the third floor… You okay sharing a corridor with Nate?
Prudence: Why wouldn’t I be?
Jack: I don’t know, just asking.
Prudence: And it’s just for a few nights.
Jack: Two, to be precise.
Prudence: Yeah.
Jack: Okay.
Prudence: Is it me or are you acting weird?
Jack: I’m not!
Jack: Just anxious. About going home, you know.
Prudence: Oh… Yeah, sorry.
Jack: I’m gonna turn off my phone and make out with Ikram.
Prudence: Lucky you for not being seated next to a drooling old lady.
Jack: Perks of being an invalid.
Prudence: Don’t call yourself that.
Nate: Still not interested in joining the mile high club?
Nate: Did you just blush?
Prudence: Stop turning around, Jack will notice!
Nate: He’s too busy to notice anything.
Nate: I can almost hear them sucking each other’s face two rows behind me.
Prudence: At least no one is drooling on their shoulder.
Nate: Shouldn’t you poke her to check if she’s still alive?
Prudence: She’s snoring, so she’s still breathing.
Nate: Do you want to switch seats?
Prudence: And have her drooling all over you?