Hey Griff, how are you feeling?
Me
Still sore and now bored as hell.
Harrison
LOL of course you are. You mean you’re not playing Naughty Nurse with your new bride?
Bodhi
LOL at the name “Naughty”. Isn’t that what he calls her?
Harrison
Oh shit! I forgot! I’m funnier than I think I am.
Me
Yeah a real comedian. And no, she’s refusing to be my Naughty Nurse because she wants me to heal. But also, she’s been frantically trying to get her book finished so she hasn’t looked up from her computer much since yesterday.
Barrett
Sounds like you need to get her attention.
Me
What do you want me to do, Bear? Walk around the apartment naked?
Barrett
If that’s how you get your kicks, man. Sure. Pour a little glitter on those balls and chim-a-ring-cha.
Me
I think you’re obsessed with my balls.
Barrett
How can I not be? They just hang so…*licks lips*…perfectly.
Oliver
LOL. Bear, you’re a gross motherfucker.
Barrett
Thank you.
Me
Can I ask you something?
Ledger
Just lie down with one knee slightly lifted and let her slide in so she’s basically straddling that leg. Then once you’re inside her, she can take control and ride like the wind.
Oliver
