Seb
Oh no. He’s doing the “avoidance phase.”
Miles
What’s next, the over-explanation phase?
Hudson
I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF.
Jay
Ah, stage three: caps lock. He’s really spiraling.
Seb
Look, we’re not saying hooking up is bad, Huds. We’re just saying you realize your superpowers are gone now, right?
Hudson
I didn’t hook up!
Miles
Did you at least get her name?
Hudson
Yes.
Jay
Was it just her name? Or, you know,more than her name?
Hudson
Okay, fine! I hooked up. Happy? I’m not telling you details, though.
Seb
Because there’s nothing else to tell, or because you’re emotionally compromised?
Miles
He’s totally emotionally compromised.
Hudson
You guys are the worst.
Jay
Love you too, buddy.
Seb
Let us know when the wedding is.
