Page 44 of Slap Shot
Why didn’t you tell us, Ethan?
Easy E
No big deal. I had too many penalty minutes, and they want to make sure it doesn’t become a habit.
Sully
It’s fucking hockey. If they wanted us to not be rough, we’d be in the NBA.
G-Money
Shots fucking fired.
Sully
It’s true. Look how physical their league used to be. Now a tap on the arm is reviewed for a flagrant foul? Sure as shit hope we don’t go that way too. Is a minor for high-sticking going to become a major?
Me
He has a point.
Sully
Of course I do.
Easy E
It’s fine. I’m going to tell him I’ll play nice, and all will be well.
No worries, brochachos!!!!!
G-Money
I can’t wait to take off these clothes. I feel like I’m suffocating. I normally don’t mind being choked, but from a tie? No thanks.
Mitchy
No one wants to hear that.
G-Money
That’s what you think.
Madeline
Hi, hockey guy.
Me
What’s up, KG?
Madeline
This is not time sensitive, so please feel free to ignore me. Do you have a panini maker?
Me
Uhhhhh… I’m pretty sure I don’t. But I’ve also never looked at what I have in the pantry. So maybe? Don’t get your hopes up.
