Page 115 of Slap Shot
They’re the best part of the game.
Piper
You’re so right. Last night, I watched a video some girl on social media put together of Liam stretching. I was almost jealous, but then I remembered I get to climb into bed with him every night.
So climb I did.
Lexi
That’s our girl!
Me
Wow. Are all of you having regular sex?
Piper
Yup.
Emmy
Sure am.
Lexi
If men can fuck whoever they want, so can I.
Me
My celibate ass can’t wait to see you all tonight.
Emmy
I’m mad I’m in Texas.
Maven
And I’m mad I’m at a soccer tournament.
Not really. I love watching my kid play.
Me
That’s so sweet.
Lexi
I’m jealous I’m NOT in Texas. The state where everything is bigger? Sign me up.
Piper
See you soon, Madeline! You’re going to have so much fun!
Beingat United Airlines Arena for a sold-out game is different from the Friends and Family night Hudson brought Lucy and me to.
It’s also different from the game we went to back in Vegas. The crowd was sparse. Our team sucked, and there was hardly any cheering.
The arena tonight is packed. Everywhere I look, fans are decked out in their Stars gear. The team’s mascot—a bear wearing sunglasses and a jersey—skates across the ice with a Stars flag, and I didn’t realize sports could be sofun.
