Good grief, they don’t make it easy.
Kenzie
Well I’ll be there, and I’m probably going to be wearing Nixon’s jersey.
Everly
Still doing the fake-a-date thing?
Lindy
Report the motherfucker to HR and move on. No one should have this much power over you, Kenzie. Dr. Dick has got to go if this is legitimately the only way you can deal with him.
Kenzie
Not a fake-a-date.
Everly
I’m lost. Huh?
Brynlee
OMG. Follow the breadcrumbs people. She’s been boinking your brother’s brains out for weeks, guys. How has nobody noticed? I have a newborn and I knew.
Gracie
I’m sorry. What!?
Everly
Brynnie knew!
Lindy
Your brother is going to shit.
Kenzie
You are not going to tell my brother today. Do not fuck this game up for them, Lindy, or I will... Fuck. I don’t know what I’ll do. But don’t say anything. I’ll talk to Easton tomorrow.
Lindy
The hell you will. If you want Nixon to live long enough to one day give you multiple orgasms, that man is going to have to talk to your extremely overprotective brother himself.
Kenzie
. . .
Gracie
Kenzie???
Kenzie
Well... umm, technically, he’s already lived through the multiple orgasms many, many, MANY times. What can I say? He’s an overachiever. Ohh, and he’s really bossy too.
Everly
