Page 50 of Pretense & Sensibility
Okay, fine. I won’t call you Chica.
My point is
When I took this job, you wouldn’t stop talking about how afraid you were that Mr. Donvonan was a serial killer.
For the record, that is still on the table.
??
Trust me. He is not a serial killer.
Wait a sec
Why are you suddenly sure he’s not a serial killer?
Have you finally met him?
Okay, now you’re the one taking an ominously long time to respond
Blink twice if you’re okay
I’m fine
I just have new information
I wish I could talk to you about it
But I can’t
Gah!
You’re killing me, Smalls!
It’s because of the NDA, right?
Yes, which you know, because we’ve talked about the NDA
I know!
Stupid NDA
Stupid fucking lawyers
OMG
Did you start cussing?
You just said fucking!
No
I typed clucking and my phone autocorrected
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
